Stoplight Games

If you have ever commuted, you know how boredom can get the better of you. When we lived in Arizona, I drove from a city on the west side to central Phoenix and back. Much of the ride was a straight rode with multiple stoplights. When you travel during rush hour, there is little time to get bored. You are busy dodging Louie Lane Changers, Speed Demons, and grandma on her way to knitting circle. (She’s way early so she’s in no real hurry.) But if I was returning later in the evening when the traffic was light, I had a game to help pass the time.

I actually learned it from my grandfather. When I was in junior high & high school I would often go bowling with him. He was on two different senior league teams and enjoyed having me along as he practiced and showed me some of his tricks. I did not grow up in a huge town, but the bowling alley was clear out on the other side of town. One big long 4 lane road with lots of stoplights. He loved trying to get all the way there without having to stop at a light. Now you might think it would lead to running lights or slowing down traffic, but there were rules to help keep people safe and traffic flowing. I’m not sure who made up the rules, but never the less, there are rules.

• No running red lights. That was an automatic disqualification.
• You cannot impede the flow of traffic by going really slow
• As long as your wheels are turning, you haven’t stopped.
• Stop signs stop the run so you have to choose your route wisely. (Hint: find ones with right-hand “yield” signs.)
• The only prize it the satisfaction of a job well done

I only got all the way home – from the first stop to my drive way once. Once in seven years. And no trophy. But it did keep me from yelling out the window at people. I often wonder, when I see people slowing down way early for stop lights. Are the just conserving gas? Are they trying to keep that life-time warranty on their brake pads? Or are they playing my grandpa’s stoplight game? Ya, it’s weird enough I’m never gonna ask. But I still wonder…